This is a great spoof on the Coors commercials with the always amusing Terrell Owens.
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T.O. cries for his Coors
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008Now the NFL Network is really pissing me off
Thursday, December 6th, 2007I’ve said it before, multiple times. The NFL Network Sucks! And this time I am not able to watch the beloved Bears because of their greed. It’s one thing to deprive a man of a good football game, it’s another thing altogether to deprive a man of watching the Bears. Some might say that it’s [...]
Giants vs. Bears Week 13 NFL Recap
Monday, December 3rd, 2007The week of blown opportunities. Devin Hester might be the best return man in the game, but he’s not even close to the top 4 wide outs that the Bears have. And that is not because the Bears receiving corps is anywhere close to good. They’re not. They’re actually not very good at all. Bernard [...]
The NFL Network sucks, revisited
Thursday, November 29th, 2007As I’ve mentioned previously, I think the NFL Network is a bad idea that is purely a revenue generation scam by the NFL. My problem this week is that I actually want to watch the game “featured” on the NFL Network. The Packers vs. the Cowboys is the biggest game this year, this side of [...]
Bears getaway with one, on the shoulders of Devin Hester
Sunday, November 25th, 2007The Chicago Bears did not deserve to win on Sunday against the Denver Broncos. The Bears were outplayed on both sides of the ball. The only reason they were even in the game was that Devin Hester is an amazing returner. For some reason, teams think that they can stop him. Todd Sauerbrun said that [...]
Bears vs. Packers – Week 5 Preview
Saturday, October 6th, 2007Oh Boy, the Bears could really use a win this weekend. They’re on a stage against their arch-rival, the Green Bay Packers. The only problem is, the Packers are 4-0 and the Bears are 1-3. This feels like these teams are heading in different directions. Brett Favre is hot, on the heels of his record-setting [...]
Bears vs. Lions – Week 4 Preview
Friday, September 28th, 2007Brian Griese has a great opportunity to look like a great quarterback this weekend. The Lions have given up 8.6 yards a padding attempt this season. Last week the Eagles shredded the Lions defense. Brian Griese is not Donovan McNabb, and Cedric Benson certainly isn’t Brian Westbrook, but the Bears do have some talent on [...]
Brian Griese named the Bears starter against the Lions
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007Finally we don’t have to hear the words from Lovie’s mouth, “Rex is our starting quarterback.” I couldn’t be more pleased. Make no mistake, I don’t think Griese will do well (except against the Lions this week), but I do think he’s better than Rex. Who will the media beat up on if the Bears [...]
I should’ve listened to you
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007I apologize. There were 3 people who responded to my poll about who I should start last week at wide receiver. One of them was me. In a total bonehead move, I didn’t check this site when I was setting my lineup, and unfortunately I went with Bernard Berrian. Ooops. So please forgive me. Berrian [...]
Bears get demolished by the Cowboys
Monday, September 24th, 2007What can be said for the Bears? They were terrible. Sunday night’s loss to the Cowboys couldn’t have gone much worse. Brian Urlacher missed a ton of tackles. Lance Briggs hurt his groin. Cedric Benson still can’t run the ball consistently. Devin Hester probably could have made some nice plays if he was able to [...]