Vigilante Sports

A bright 46 to you. Some buddies and I are competitively prognosticating how many points the Patriots will dump onto the Jets this Sunday. Following are our geusses (at first I was going to omit the names to protect the missed guessers, but since everyone still carries a nickname in their back pocket, they are the only ones who will know who’s who). See predicted number in ‘bold’ font…

Pats Points Versus Jets
Feef – 70 (love that one)
Hoom – I can’t drive 55
Shafular – How many days does Kiefer get to spend in the clink?… 48!
Ritzer – Go ahead, I dare you to play it with The Wizard of Oz, for a ‘Dark Side of the Rainbow’ experience: Pink Floyd’s ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ is exactly 43 minutes long.
Tomes – Waving his home run fair to win the game… 27!
Jedi – Wants to wake up to a score of 33. Wants to wake up to a score of 33. Wants to wake up to a score of 33 (Groundhog Day is the 33rd day of the year).
Bushes – 38 Shill’s number & the number of slots on an American Roulette wheel
T.H. – John Steinbeck dubbed it “The Mother Road’. What is Route 66?
Stoit – The Stoner 63 is a semi-famous machine gun used by the U.S. military from 1963 up until about 1971. I believe a Stoner 63 is what the Jets will need this Sunday to pull off what Stoit predicts — a win in which the Jets score seventy points of their own (or the JPVP ratio).
Eh-Prop – Because 46 in Japanese can be pronounced as “yon roku”, and “yoroshiku”（よろしく） means “my best regards” in Japanese, people sometimes use 46 for greeting.

Winner of this contest gets unmitigated bragging rights for 48 hours, to be scrupulously timed, immediately following the conclusion of the football contest.

Loser gets to step to the plate against Clemens with a cracked bat and take their chances battling the lesser known HGH-rage as he flings your shattered stick back at you on your weak nubber to the mound.

So, 46 to you and have fun watching…

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